TV Licensing – I Don’t Even Have a Telly
DCR would like to thank Keith Hunt for submitting the following letter he wrote to TV Licensing after Amazon tipped them off that a TV had been delivered to Keith’s work address.
The World's Best Funny Complaint Letters
DCR would like to thank Keith Hunt for submitting the following letter he wrote to TV Licensing after Amazon tipped them off that a TV had been delivered to Keith’s work address.
Every spring for the last few years, a family of starlings has moved into the eaves of our house where they nest, and produce lots more starlings before leaving again at the end of the summer. Every morning at 4.30am on the dot, they suddenly come to life and take their morning exercise by running up and down the length of the house within the eaves, just above my daughter’s bedroom.
Hayden Edwards’ very funny letter asks for forgiveness from the Vegetarian Society after swallowing a baby owl whole!
Comedy writer Stephanie Yuhas was less than thrilled when Verizon Mobile sent her a bill for a cell phone which she didn’t even own. Apparently, someone had stolen her identity – or at least part of it…
The first of two funny complaint letters to Virgin Media to land in the Dear Customer Relations inbox this month. This is the tale of Big Mike, the Virgin Media Regional Installations Manager whose ineptitude is without parallel.
The second Virgin Media complaint as promised. Kate Edmunds wanted to stay loyal to Virgin Media when she moved house recently. That was a mistake.
Ben de Loup had been having a bit of bother with his phone. As if that wasn’t bad enough, Vodaphone suddenly sent him a bill for £195…
This email exchange with Walkers Crisps was submitted by Mark Jorgensen. It seems that Mark didn’t think his bag of Crinkles was quite as full as it should have been.
“I would rather obtain the course fee (£80) in 50 pence coins, heat them all in a pan, and push them individually up my own backside than be talked down to on safety by West Mercia Constabulary”
DCR’s good friend and contributor Father Bill Haymaker has sent in a letter we can all relate to. Bill spent the best part of half an hour waiting for someone at Westin Gourmet to answer his telephone call.