Glorious Foods – Oodles of Noodles?

It seems that Father Bill Haymaker’s carton of Glorious New York Chicken Noodle Soup not only failed to deliver oodles of noodles but also failed to constitute any real threat to the UK chicken population.

A Nasty Case of the Willy Wonkas

This letter was sent to me by novelist, Phil Williams.  It is addressed to Sainsburys and it concerns a rather disgusting episode involving a bottle of chocolate milk.