Lloyds TSB: For the Journey… to Hell!

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“Goodbye and good riddance you unworthy collection of freeloading, avaricious, scum-encrusted bastards”. .A truly visceral rant to high street bank Lloyds TSB containing more negative adjectives than you can shake a cheque book at. Catharsis at its very best.

PANDORA!: One Ring to Rule Them All

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This very long exchange with costume jewellery retailer Pandora was submitted by Stephen Crowley. The Pandora Saga is an epic tale, featuring wizards, elves, orcs, a turkey… and a baboon’s bottom.
You might want to put the kettle on before you read it…