A couple of years ago, I acquired my very first SUV. And my first Volvo. And my first petrol-engined vehicle for many years. It was an XC40, loaded with extras, and I thought it was one of the best all-round cars I had ever driven. But when it went in for service in October, the car came back very poorly indeed. Four months later, not only have Volvo failed to fix it, but they’re saying I broke it – which is not true.
So I thought I’d write a song about it!